Privacy, plainly.

Cynical Star Signs is a small independent site run from New Zealand. This is the one page where nothing is a joke.

What we collect

• If you join the list: your email address, the star sign you choose, and whether you'd prefer daily or weekly emails.
• If you just read: nothing that identifies you. We count page views without cookies and without building a profile of you.

What we do with it

• Your email address is used only to send you Cynical Star Signs emails, including the occasional note about new things on the site or in the shop.
• We don't sell, rent or share it with anyone.

Where it's kept

Sign-ups are stored by Netlify, the company that hosts this site. When emails begin, the list will also be held by the email service that sends them. This page will be updated to name it.

Seeing, changing or deleting your details

Email hello@cynicalstarsigns.com from the address you signed up with and you'll be removed or corrected, no questions asked. Every email will also carry an unsubscribe link.

Changes

If this page changes in a way that matters, the date below will change with it.

Last updated: October 2026.